That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies
Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day
by ItzJohnDoe November 25, 2020
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fuck your fuck

the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.
"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."
by bootyliciousnessness January 01, 2020
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bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”
Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.
by Gold3ngurl December 15, 2019
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Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas
by Poster Boy June 03, 2025
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pinch your trucks

an aesthetic that is based on instagram hot tall fuckable skater @pinch(underscore)your(underscore)trucks aka Diego limofo Tous.
"omg thats so pinch your trucks!)
by missgirlxoxo November 10, 2021
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your gramp a tramp

one of the most powerful words in existence, can not be countered by "no u".
only say this when up against a powerful force
"bro I didn't know it was your golden scar bro"
"too late for that"
Billy licked his lips knowing the power of what he would say next would stop the world from turning.
"your gramp a tramp"
john was zapped out of existence to find himself floating in a continuous loop of pain and suffering
by iatethecouch March 17, 2018
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Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship
Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
by fan187 July 10, 2012
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