by hawkwins April 07, 2017
by IMAD1PST1CK November 04, 2017
a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021
by AURORA POLAROID February 19, 2021
An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.
Similar to calling a wall.
Similar to calling a wall.
1.
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
by larfz March 26, 2013
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