wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.

Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.

by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021

Wall-topia

The feeling of extreme masculinity a man receives from hitting the uterine wall when having sex with a woman.

"Took that chick to wall-topia last night bruh!"

by Light July 17, 2025

wall tree

When someone as big as a tree holds a girl up against the wall in order to eat her out.

I need someone to wall tree me right now.

He so strong I got wall treed last night!

by ArchyFlower January 24, 2024

Wall talk

Useless arguments

Ma’am trying to argue with you is like doing wall talk absolutely useless

by ET creator November 29, 2024

Dick hitting the wall

When your dick is so big it hits the girls wall. 4 inches left of hammer a you can’t push anymore in. I hope I’m not the only one blessed with a curse of a disgustingly huge dick

LAURa :Ugh please stop !!! I feel your FAT DICK HITTING THE WALL, you’re gonna ruin my insides !!!

Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.

by Mrwidecock December 9, 2023

Pug Wall

Shrine dedicated to pugs. Usually on the wall of the main room of the house.

"Dude, nice pug wall."
"Thanks, my favorite is the pug dressed like Jabba the Hut."

by Hip Swizzle Bae September 6, 2018

pennsylvanian wall taker

Said in Fortnite when people have such low ping that they are able to take your wall because they can put a wall down faster than you because their ping is so much lower.

That fucken Pennsylvanian wall taker probably has -10 ping.

by RoshanSoni May 26, 2019