Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.

last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00

by bummy holey January 29, 2018

skibidi toilet

brainrot

Bob: "skibidi toilet is the best show ever deceived. if there was one show i could watch over and over, it would be my pookie wookie skibbitty toilet. i binge all seasons every day. 24/7 365. and i love every second of it. i want the skibidy toilet to be real so i can cuddle him and his beautiful skibbitty goodness. skibidi toilet is my whole personality. i watch it all the time. in fact, im watching it right now. i want to skibidi all day, every day"

Sam: "ok"

by Snail mcgee The Racist June 19, 2024

Stuck 2 Tha Toilet

One of the greatest rap songs to be released in the history of rap music. It includes powerful storytelling about a young man in high school who feels the sudden urge to drop a log. He asks his teacher for permission to use the restroom, and proceeds to spend the next 30 minutes of the school day metaphorically superglued to the toilet, shitting out a storm.

superglued, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
what to do, I'm Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
falling asleep, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
asking, "why me?" Stuck 2 Tha Toilet

by Yung Ulcer July 17, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

A popular internet trend claimed by Gen Alpha. Probably on the same level as gyatt in brainrot, terrible.

Never use this word, in any sane persons opinion this should be a slur for Gen Alpha kids along with "Rizz", "Mewing" and do I really need to give anymore examples?

I like to watch Skibidi Toilet with my friends! - Little Timmy

by damunch May 30, 2024

Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.

"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."

by Diana Clark March 7, 2014

Toilet Rage

what you get after eating at taco bell

argh, I got the toilet rage! better get on the throne.

by UrLocalSeagull March 16, 2023