First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
by Wow bruh August 20, 2021
Get the Snow-topped mountainmug. Captain Jack ejaculated into the crew sleeping area, allowing the rest of the crew to wake up to some zero-g snow.
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
Get the zero-g snowmug. When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it
by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023
Get the Alaskan Snow Clubmug. Sliding down a hill in nothing but your boxers, wiping out and snow flying up your boxers making your Dick frosty the snow Dick.
by Bloody Lotus April 7, 2014
Get the Frosty the snow Dickmug. When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.
by TCBornandDead February 4, 2019
Get the Michigan Snow Conemug. While your girl is on her knees you will cover your penis in squirty cream and slap it on her face while screaming “OOGEY BOOGEY IM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MAN” before aggressively cumming in her eyes making her blind then faring in her mouth.
by Cheese gromit January 9, 2021
Get the The stinky snow manmug. by tmelliott3 April 4, 2017
Get the Minnesotan Snow Conemug.