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River

River is the best person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. She is so hilarious and the most beautiful girl you have ever laid eyes on. She can be very kind but also rude if you make her mad. She will judge you so much if you do something bad to her or her friends. She has the best fashion sense ever and you will never see her without a fashionable outfit on. She is the funny energetic friend everyone needs. She is the best person know to exist.
Person 1: Hey have you seen River today?

Person 2: ya she was wearing the most beautiful outfit ever and was so funny.
by Lebuffwindyspirt December 27, 2023
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River City Girls

pretty banger game made by wayforward and arc studios
it follows an alternate/retcon plot of the Kunio-kun series
it has 2 games so far
pretty cool
dude 1: "have you played River City Girls"
dude 2: "no"
dude 1: "kill your-"
by joe234567 December 30, 2023
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rivers cuomo

lee : “hey man do you know rivers cuomo”
victor : “im gonna fucking rip his limbs off”
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Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy

Full of wannabe gangstas who have nothing else to do with their life but fail school, smoke Juul, and look like the most fucking depressing skibidi beta wolfs ever! Level 69 gyatt dumptruck around every corner. BBC blowjob room at 172. Like, little bros really thinking they tough for beating one milimeter defeating, cockshot beating, "hardcore" vapers. 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy is a place with only sluts.
by Skibidi Alpha rizla wolf 69 February 7, 2024
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River Effect

The River Effect is when a friend uses/shows off an item especially in a video game frequently enough that you have to acquire it for yourself.
River effect dude, I just had to get it!
by RightTriggerLeftTrigger November 16, 2023
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Rivercrosser

immigrant that came to america thru river
bitch u a gotdayum rivercrosser stfu
by stinkyshartadoodle November 21, 2023
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Rivers Cuomo

Rivers Cuomo is an American rapper of Mexican descent from Redlands, California. His stage name is derived from the name of the prescription drug Xanax.
Cuomo was born on September 6, 1996 in Redlands, California. Growing up, Cuomo was poor and lived in motels most of his childhood. He attended Redlands East Valley High School but dropped out of high school in his freshman year and spent several years at home unemployed. Cuomo took a job as a street cleaner and sold drugs before he began rapping. Cuomo later pursued a photography career in support of several friends who were rappers. He eventually had his camera stolen, and chose to begin rapping in lieu of investing in a new camera.
Cuomo was formerly addicted to Xanax but he was able to quit the drug after two years of addiction.

Cuomo began to gain recognition through platforms such as SoundCloud and YouTube.

In 2018, Cuomo announced that he would change his stage name to "Diego" in order to support his anti-drug message, though he later said in an interview he was not sure if he would change his name.

Cuomo' music started off as "typical trap" and later shifted towards "a murkier, dream-like sound". The New Yorker has described Cuomo as part of a "sad rap" movement.
Cuomo made headlines in 2018 when he rated the late rapper Tupac Shakur only a "2" out of 9 and called his music boring. After the incident fellow rapper Waka Flocka Flame claimed on Twitter that Cuomo is "banned from hip hop".
Guy 1: Who’s Rivers Cuomo?

Guy 2: He’s a simp for Asian girls and lesbians
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