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Packing the beans

A 5 star sexual move between male and female or male and male, where the male puts his hard penis and testicles into the receiving females or males ass cavity. This act is typically done after anal sex so as to have already stretched out the receivers asshole. I would not recommend this act be practiced by those not experienced in anal play or stretch training.
Damn yo!! Last night I was packing the beans in that bitch, I thought my nuts were going to be crushed, she so tight!!
by Wett noodle June 23, 2023
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bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018
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Jelly Bean

A term directed towards homosexual Mexicans.
“Get these damn Jelly Beans out of my country!”
by Rambo Slambo July 20, 2020
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barrel of beans

A large amount (at least an ounce) of the magic mushrooms, could also be classed as a barrel of niceness/knowledge.
A barrel of beans is all you need to see some things so great, a barrel of beans is all you need to help your mind escape, with my barrel of beans!
by TheBeanMaster November 22, 2021
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Smol bean

by Mustachepanda29 February 2, 2021
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Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
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slima beans

Go wash your Slima Beans before we go out tonight.
by Ccizz August 2, 2023
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