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The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.
by Ring pirate June 13, 2018
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Dike-hood

Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.
The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.
by Daren williams November 4, 2020
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Hood Oos

Hood Oos, the infamous war cry used by Australian icon Spanian.
Hood Oos lad

Hood Oos carrrnnnnnnt!
by SpanianFan123 May 23, 2021
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cum water in the hood

when a black person cums into a public pool / fountain or any water source in a low income neighborhood
bro , he just cum water in the hood tf ?
by NocturyBambi April 13, 2024
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hood paradise

A desirable establishment that exists within a not-so-desirable location, usually a hood.
"Curly's new crib is a hood paradise. It's nice, clean and well-maintainted, the pool is sick, but bro has to listen to gunshots and ghetto birds all night long"
by Curly Manson March 20, 2025
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Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.
Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.
by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020
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hood fella

Noun
Used for when a white person grew up in the Hood
Adjective

White “Hood” Gangster
Jack is a hood fella after he drive by my grandma
by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025
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