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Josh

An American guy stuck in a Chinese man's body. He's a handsome man, well spoken, intelligent, but lacks the social charisma to build long term friendship and intimacy. Often finds himself conflicted unable to make decisions and get stuck in mental loops. Likes to blame the world and outside variables and does not like to be held accountable. Will also steal your food if you do not keep an on him.

Josh loves to travel to eastern European countries such as Bulgaria and Albania. Favorite cuisine is Peruvian food.
e.g " My wife's ex husband was a Josh..... I have nothing to be worried about!
by Janzappan December 2, 2022
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Josh

That one guy in y11 who talks to y7 and 8s cuz they got rejected by every single person in their own year.
Josh, she's only 12 years old.
by sponkotolgist42 August 1, 2021
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Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 8, 2023
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Josh

by DaKing0814 May 19, 2020
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Josh

A guy with a big dick that doesn’t care to show it off. The guy, however, is a sexual prodigy and enjoys pleasing women with his sexual prowess.
I just had a one night stand with this guy and he is definitely a Josh. I was orgasming and cumming over and over again.
by Joshua Malik Jones October 30, 2022
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Josh McLeod

The funniest fortnite player you will come across in battle royale. Not afraid to show who he is and who he stands for. Always shows his true colours and tries to bring the good out of people. A sexy nig nog. Ready for any aner to come his way. Cares about how anyo so much and loves her with all his heart even though he cheated on her.... multiple times. A huge golden pink heart. He is trying to find the right girl to touch his cucumber. Hit him up.
by AnerAnnPig June 8, 2018
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Josh

A person named Josh is absolutely perfect. Once you become friends with a Josh, he will always go above and beyond for you. Josh is the type that will say I love you every day and continuously remind you of your beauty. Josh is the type you want to grow old with.
Caroline: Have you ever dated a Josh?
Rachel: Oh yeah, I will always regret dumping him.
by ChickenStrip11 June 11, 2018
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