January 11th

National fuck Justin Rahro day, if your name is Justin Rahro FUCK YOU.

Yo today is January 11th
What does that mean
Its Fuck Justin day
Oh yeah, fuck that dude

by Massa niggacoon January 11, 2024

January 12th

January 12th is national Premier Inn day!
Everyone go to Rugby Town Premier Inn to celebrate

Person 1 - "hey I was at a premier inn on January 12th to celebrate national premier inn day"
Person 2 - "...."

by Ftfft2828 January 12, 2024

January 13th

All about your girlfriend day! Praise her and take her on a shopping spree, or simply just make her a card and tell her you love her, do a nice gesture to remind her you care.

“What day is it?” “It’s all about your girlfriend day bro wdym? Did you forget?” “Oh! Isn’t that the holiday where you praise your gf for 24 hours?” “Yeah bro January 13th all about your girlfriend day, don’t forget.”

by Evan grazer January 12, 2024

January

the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.

person 1: god i don't like january

person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's

person 1: look at that

*tumbleweed flys by*

by rk092 January 15, 2024

january 18th

Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)

Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then

by mighty hawk January 18, 2024

22nd of January

Kirat has to be nice to Emily because it is her birthday.

On the 22nd of January - 'Emily your so cool and amazing!!!' says Kirat

by Inlovewithflorencepugh January 22, 2024

January 23

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Show her you really care and love her!

Steve: here Jenna, a hoodie

Jenna: oh thanks! but why?

Steve: well it’s january 23rd!

Jenna: ohhh!

*both happy*

by yesgirlypop January 22, 2024