Choir for an hour in the shower

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.

Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower

by Barry June 04, 2004

Puerto Rican shower

Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun

1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water

1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"

by raygee July 01, 2004

Texas Grease Shower

1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.

2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.

"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"

"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)

by TheWSFPG January 30, 2009

Shiz-shower-nut

Shower and after you Poo. It feels like your born again.

I feel so good that i did my Shiz-Shower-Nut.

by Max Silver August 28, 2007

Philadelphia baby shower

The sexual act of shitting,ejaculating and vomiting on a partners chest then smearing it on your face like a baby

I just gave my girl a Philadelphia baby shower the other night

by Short dick spit clit February 08, 2018

sit-down shower

A way to describe someone so drunk/stoned they can't stand up in the shower.

Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night?

Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.

by matthewj4x August 28, 2013

Shower Hot Flash

When you are standing in the shower and suddenly you start thinking of a person you want to have sex with. Getting all hot and bothered, it comes on quick and you get lost for a minute. Can be left breathless and in state of confusion.

Standing in the shower her mind wandered. Lost in the vivid thoughts about the sex, the shower hot flash left her flushed.

by KickstandLover October 10, 2017