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hydro-head

The action of getting a BJ and jizzing in the girls ear.
Yo I gave her the Hydro-head last night.
by SeaGoingGuide34 October 1, 2018
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Hoagie to the head

Hoagie to the head is when someone knowingly or unknowingly tries to kill themselves with unhealthy practices of eating poorly and not taking care of ones body. This can include drinking, smoking, and other activities that are known the dramatically shorten ones life. Note, none of these practices can be illegal or purely looked down by society. But, normally when someone says this they are only including one not eating healthy and working out.
It is important to note that someone who is doing this may see a doctor like anyone else, but they have no plan or real care to take care of themselves.

Normal methods of suicide is looked down on, they can be very painful, they tend to have horrible things that happens if it doesn't work, and in many cases there is no backing out. While the "hoagie to the head" approach is mistaken for eating problems or non-suicidal methods. On top of this, this method tends to take so long that the person tends to be able to back out of it if their life gets better, the person can enjoy the foods they want, and it's common to hear about people dying from a heart attack or stroke.
Instead of a gun to the head, I'm going to die by hoagie to the head.
by crua9 August 27, 2017
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Slot Head

An incompetent person with tiny eyes.
Stephen Chow was embarrassed after being called a slot head by his boss, after he slipped on his own over-spray of piss in the office toilets.
by Lukey86 January 17, 2020
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Shrink their heads

When someone beats someone mercilessly, especially around their head area.
I'm a bouncer at a strip club. Sometimes when guys don't follow the rules, the boss lets me "shrink their heads".
by Lance Deeply August 21, 2017
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Head Queen

Head Queen, or Head Coach (is a girl or womam who is very professional, skilful, and marvelous at giving head) so she's know as a head queen. She's nothing like other girls at giving head.
Damn, girl you're just an amazing head queen. I'd rather be proud of hiring at my house or company then hiring a stripper.
by TokyoHamadaBigHero12 February 1, 2017
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galaxy head

A blowjob so good it send you into the universe. The orgasm is so stron you transend into the universe.
This girl gave me galaxy head and it sent me straight into space.
by Aufiya June 1, 2018
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scrat head

someone who is of lower human grade. The sort of person who doesn't know how hopelessly disrespected he/she is, and still thinks he/she is 'it'.
person 1: have you seen that scrat head trying to deal down in the kiddies play park?
person 2: yeh, people like him should lau off and die.
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