short pork

Nickname for a penis.

Look at those short porks!

by DellOne55 January 23, 2008

Short King

How one would describe OdaBlock.

Oda is only 2 feet tall and has the EGO of a feet dangling body builder. He is a Short King.

by Shriffles November 30, 2021

Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

short film funding

A slang term for movies, like Whiplash (2014), that struggle to secure substantial funding and are often created as short films to be submitted to film festivals first, aiming to gain recognition and support for full-length productions.

After years of pitching, my script ended up as a short film funding project—guess I’m in the short film game like those filmmakers behind Whiplash!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February

Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.

Eyo it's hit short people day!
Finally

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020

Short-Traurig

A short but intense sad mood, due to a combination of insecurities and extreme events

I can’t right now, I’m experiencing a Short-Traurig

by TheRedSuffer#0264 (discord) August 13, 2022