Reverse-Foot Syndrome

A footballer who is mysteriously unable to score goals with their dominant foot during open play and can only find the net using their opposite foot. This unusual trait, almost like a curse, makes their finishing both unpredictable and frustrating, as every attempt with their stronger foot somehow fails—except for penalties, which they can convert with their dominant foot.

Scouts were amazed and confused by his Reverse-Foot Syndrome; every goal came from his weaker foot.

by zruwl February 13, 2025

foot fall

when you trip over your own foot while walking normaly

at lunch Janette took a foot fall

by chocolate pig feet December 9, 2016

FOOT

FOOT is a slang word for awesome ness EA or Pay

That guy is a FOOT

by Goat91 February 26, 2020

Foot

A target that no dropped or falling object ever seems to miss.

*Drops the printer, printer inevitably lands on foot*
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!

by Lefty Power 123 December 30, 2022

French Foot-Massage

Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums

"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025

Heavy footed

Person whose presence ensures influx of large number of customers, clients, patients.

Oh no, I have the same shift as Rosie's, she is so heavy footed, the shift will go hectic.

by SuperOG November 7, 2020

Searching for the Blue Footed Booby

A secret code name, made for skinny dipping with a small group of people.

Hey guys, Janelle said she would be up for searching for the Blue Footed Booby tonight.

by Officer Brown Sugar Nasty July 21, 2011