Some kid who thinks they are the goat but in reality they are the equivalent to a dumpster. They tend to speak of the smoke but in reality provide none. Spends 100s of dollars on a trash game that nobody plays and also builds houses from his own bricks
by Dwight Howard December 12, 2018
hot. bug. sexy. everything you want in a man. his temper, short. his shorts, shorter. metalica yes please. semen? hes craving it. This is the man you want to be in your car to test how well the suspension works.
me: I'm really struggling to test how much semen I can take
you: sounds like you need a dylan in your life
you: sounds like you need a dylan in your life
by ThatManThing September 18, 2021
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by Cock grabber 73 June 25, 2022
An actual god walking amongst men. With the athleticism of greats athletes and the intelligence of Einstein himself. Dylan is a walking symbol for immortality
There is many great minds of the past both mythological and real. Elon musk, Zeus, Da Vinci, Dylan. They all fall under the same bracket
by The man who names men February 24, 2021
Dylan is the friend that when you are around with them, you better hope you have an air freshener around to help dissolve the horrendous smell of him.
He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.
He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.
by beastofthesouth10 January 16, 2022