Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2019
Get the Party Toiletmug. The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
Get the Toilet Flush Anxietymug. Why are you searching this up.?
Are you Mental?
Are you Insane..?
Why are you doing this to yourself.
bro this is NOT gonna look good on your search history
Are you Mental?
Are you Insane..?
Why are you doing this to yourself.
bro this is NOT gonna look good on your search history
by I’mSoConfusedRightNow January 12, 2025
Get the Skibidi Toilet Inflationmug. the act of using Super Smash Bros. character Donkey Kong's cargo carry to end a game by suiciding with the opponent in his arms.
by shwocka February 26, 2025
Get the Skibidi Toiletedmug. The work of fucking Satan.
It is the worst meme ever conceived if you can even call it a meme. It is so unbelievably wretched and cretinous that anyone over the age of 6 knows that it is terrible.
It was created by some guy on YouTube or something. The meme is so terrible and absolutely fucking atrocious that it makes me and several other groups of people want to rip their fucking eyes out. The meme has been going for way too long.
This fucking meme is so horrendous. Little children try to say this meme has lore, but it doesn't, my fucking phone case has more lore than this piece of shit.
The fanbase of this meme consists of little crusty iPad kids who aren't even potty-trained yet. This meme is largely on Youtube Shorts, which is a repugnant internet landscape that is also a rip-off of TikTok, a platform that reduces your attention span to fucking zero.
The worst thing ever fucking conceived.
It is the worst meme ever conceived if you can even call it a meme. It is so unbelievably wretched and cretinous that anyone over the age of 6 knows that it is terrible.
It was created by some guy on YouTube or something. The meme is so terrible and absolutely fucking atrocious that it makes me and several other groups of people want to rip their fucking eyes out. The meme has been going for way too long.
This fucking meme is so horrendous. Little children try to say this meme has lore, but it doesn't, my fucking phone case has more lore than this piece of shit.
The fanbase of this meme consists of little crusty iPad kids who aren't even potty-trained yet. This meme is largely on Youtube Shorts, which is a repugnant internet landscape that is also a rip-off of TikTok, a platform that reduces your attention span to fucking zero.
The worst thing ever fucking conceived.
Crusty 5 year old who's addicted to anything electronic: "Hey, have you heard of Skibidi Toilet, it's a really good series."
*Pulls out a fucking revolver and beats the shit out of the toddler while consistently shooting it at a rate of 1 shot/3 seconds and beating up at 3 punches/3 seconds*
*Pulls out a fucking revolver and beats the shit out of the toddler while consistently shooting it at a rate of 1 shot/3 seconds and beating up at 3 punches/3 seconds*
by Kazumear November 29, 2023
Get the Skibidi Toiletmug. An exceptionally undeveloped black person who begs for bare cash to allow you to take a piss or sniff some coke in the toilets in establishments such as CeLaVi and other shitholes in areas such as Roppongi or Shibuya.
This God damn toilet nigger won’t even let me take a piss without separating me from my hard earned moolah
by We hate toilet niggers July 14, 2025
Get the Toilet Niggermug. Toilet Rumble is an event in which a group of people go into the nearest bathroom and hang out.
Toilet Rumble also has multiple names for how many people are joining. Said names are: Duo, Trio, Squad, Rumble, Royale, Mania.
There are also other code-names, including Stingy Stalls, Commode Mischief, Universal Urination, Anal Antics, and Latrine Looters.
Toilet Rumble also has multiple names for how many people are joining. Said names are: Duo, Trio, Squad, Rumble, Royale, Mania.
There are also other code-names, including Stingy Stalls, Commode Mischief, Universal Urination, Anal Antics, and Latrine Looters.
by rumbler200 April 6, 2024
Get the Toilet Rumblemug.