captain blong

Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection

What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!

by DontTackMyBack January 4, 2018

Captain Hook

when you just fucked someone

yo! i just got captain hooked

by yummy ass March 26, 2020

Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.

I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.

by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020

Captain Crunch

a cereal i'm eating right now.

Captain crunch tastes gud

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

full captain

When you drop all inhibition and just do you. The act of not giving a fuck, and doing something awesome.

Man, when you sang to that chick in the bar, you went FULL CAPTAIN!

by zeeeeeeecaptain January 7, 2016

Captain Patakat

Sunk the SS Sandu and caused the deaths of 35 billion dinosaurs. Captain Mhewin managed to salvage the ship after Captain Patakat was struck in the head by a pressure regulating wheel.

The Sandu Sank, and Captain Patakat did it.

by aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ1348 February 27, 2019