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magic taco

When a woman inserts magic mushrooms into her cooch.
Susie wanted Tom to eat her magic taco, so that they could both get high.
by schoonmaker July 27, 2019
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Crunching Tacos

Jason walked in and found Vanna and Betsy crunching tacos.
by Vajayjay69 March 27, 2021
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taco squat

Girl: I taco squatted on a noob in cod after he tried to tea bag me.
by wtfkenny88 February 2, 2015
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taco bell

my tilet expode becuse of taco bell poop
by doulingo January 15, 2023
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Endless Tacos

On The Borders limited-time-offer special. It consists of a "bottomless" plate of tacos. There are debates whether it is actually bottomless though. The price of this seemingly great gift of god is an even 8.99 dollars. Is this a good price? I don't even know. Its only here for a limited time so come to your nearest Mex-Tex super restaurant and order the all-you-can-eat tacos. They're decent tacos. But a Jew has good pizza so why can't these white people make them REALLY good?!?
Hubby: I have no idea where we should go for dinner

Wife: well becus our dog just had an expensive leg surgury, lets get cheap Endless tacos

Hubby: ok
by ERICOH March 21, 2013
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Glossy Taco

A clear top coat which you usaly put over holo glitter ✨ Simply Nailogical loves to put on a glossy taco after she’s finished painting her nails. If you don’t know who she is, have you ever lived???
OMG, look at my new glossy taco! I won it in a SimplyNailogical giveaway!!
by giantnamedemms May 3, 2018
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taco hummus

when she’s gotta yeast infection but you smash anyways
“yo i’m tryna get that taco hummus
“ur fuckin nasty logan”
by tacohummus69 April 4, 2019
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