A type of taco that is not edible- but still great- that Cristine (WITHOUT AN H) has made up for the h💿l📀sexuals of the Internet.
-Aspen
-Aspen
Wow, look at how Crisitne never used a Glossy Taco anymore because she never does nail videos anymore!
by Aspen🌙 April 18, 2018
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Typical stages of trip to Taco Bell
1. Orders 2-3 burritos or tacos, pays around 5$ for them
2. Consume and enjoy the meal (Note: Any hot sauces placed on said meal may accelerate and intensify digestion and subsequent visits to toilet)
3. Approximately 20-30 minutes later, strong stomach rumbling and contractions are felt. Internally, the meal is being rapidly and violently digested before being quickly sent to fill the rectum.
4. Pressure rapidly builds in the nether region, accompanied by intense urge to find a toilet.
5. Upon reaching a restroom, pants are dropped and pressure is relaxed
6. Rapid, forceful ejection of fecal matter into toilet accompanied by terrible gas.
7. Recovery period begins.
1. Orders 2-3 burritos or tacos, pays around 5$ for them
2. Consume and enjoy the meal (Note: Any hot sauces placed on said meal may accelerate and intensify digestion and subsequent visits to toilet)
3. Approximately 20-30 minutes later, strong stomach rumbling and contractions are felt. Internally, the meal is being rapidly and violently digested before being quickly sent to fill the rectum.
4. Pressure rapidly builds in the nether region, accompanied by intense urge to find a toilet.
5. Upon reaching a restroom, pants are dropped and pressure is relaxed
6. Rapid, forceful ejection of fecal matter into toilet accompanied by terrible gas.
7. Recovery period begins.
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