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Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.
Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!
by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022
mugGet the Bus Johnsonmug.

reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
mugGet the reinventing the busmug.

Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"
Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
by Aggbir September 12, 2022
mugGet the Wee-Woo Busmug.

Bass Bus

A government owned vehicle used to shelter vagrants and transport the unfortunate throughout the City Los Angeles.
How many times has a taxpayer was murdered on a Bass Bus?
by DonnieLA September 25, 2024
mugGet the Bass Busmug.

Bu-sition

When one gets on their knees in the position to be in the middle of a bukakke, hence the name “bu-sition” which is the combination of words “bukakke” and “position”.
Bro I’m sorry bout your sister dawg, I was just coming out the shower and I saw her on the floor in the bu-sition so you know I had to put in that work if you know what I mean.
by John Gettin Doe September 23, 2021
mugGet the Bu-sitionmug.

Emily bus

A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)
Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.
by Grape dude and me January 2, 2024
mugGet the Emily busmug.

bu sami

a behemoth of lard accumulated over centuries of time from the vast nations across the world. Legend has it he is the one of the only beings to survive the ice age through the amount of fat stored in him that acted as a source of preservation. Do not venture of in the wilderness alone as he as been spotted to repeatedly force himself onto prey, thrusting hard before going for the groin with his canines. the Bu Sami is built similar to an orangutan except he is four times the size
Yo dawg that double supreme special has me feeling bu sami'd up in this bitch
by rte22 December 16, 2020
mugGet the bu samimug.

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