closested gay people who use this term to express to others thats they are a “sour like funky smol gay” most of them have a toe kink, no matter the gender these mother fuckers hail satan.
jack: ayo bro im super straight
james: yo wanna suck my toes?
jack: sweet bet as long as they are sour like funky
james: yo wanna suck my toes?
jack: sweet bet as long as they are sour like funky
by im a whore and a bimbo May 8, 2021
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-Hello I'm a transgender woman
-We can't date then since you are not a real woman to me
-Why?
-I am Super Straight.
-We can't date then since you are not a real woman to me
-Why?
-I am Super Straight.
by AnEnby March 19, 2021
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by I’mfuckinggay March 10, 2021
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by Trans as hell March 6, 2021
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Did you hear about David and Michael? They’re a super straight couple.
Good for them. Good for them.
Good for them. Good for them.
by Marzo.the.planet March 8, 2021
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Guy one: You wanna date her? Oh, btw she’s trans.
Guy two: Oh never mind I don’t date trans sorry i’m super straight.
Guy one: No you’re just a transphobe.
Guy two: Oh never mind I don’t date trans sorry i’m super straight.
Guy one: No you’re just a transphobe.
by vvriska March 8, 2021
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