September 18

Thick bitch named sheila’s birthday

*it’s september 18th*
sheila: bitch it’s my birthdayy
boy: damn u thick asf , happy birthday !!

by Tht1thiccbit*h November 19, 2023

September 17

Birthday of cool people. Apparently also some kind of (inter?)national hug your loved one(s) day. And a pretty common birthday. Nevertheless, it is the day true awesomeness was invented, and anyone born on this day is one hell of a cool bastard.

I was born on September 17th therefore this is nothing but truth. I know stuff

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

September 13th

Fiona apple was born

yo bro fiona apple was born on september 13th

by fionaapplerocks January 25, 2024

September 2nd

people born on september 2nd are automatically better
(especially better than people born on October 7th)
its the rule of life

"Dang you were born on September 2nd? That means your better than me. :("

by scary avacado February 6, 2024

September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

September 10th

The day 2.3 trillion dollars went missing from the pentagon.

Pentagon Worker #1: Hey, where are the 2.3 trillion dollars? It's September 10th and they're all gone!
Pentagon Worker #2: Idk, let's look for them tomorrow. I sure do hope nothing happens to the nation tomorrow that'll make us forget about the 2.3 trillion dollars.

by Toppernity April 21, 2023

september 18th 2005

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy. Only the most perfect human beings, sculpted by God, are born on this day.

People born on September 18th 2005 are the highest members of Society.

by TheYesManHenry April 22, 2023