The stinky snow man

While your girl is on her knees you will cover your penis in squirty cream and slap it on her face while screaming “OOGEY BOOGEY IM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MAN” before aggressively cumming in her eyes making her blind then faring in her mouth.

Me and lisa did The stinky snow man last night!

by Cheese gromit January 9, 2021

Minnesotan Snow Cone

The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.

"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".

by tmelliott3 April 4, 2017

Snow Plow Operator

Noun
An individual who does precision guess-work base on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also Wizard,Magician

That Snow plow operator is like a god.

by Snow Plow Supervisor January 24, 2023

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Michigan snow drift

The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.

"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by MichiganSnowDrift April 16, 2019

Creaming fireworks in the snow

Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)

Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!

by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019

Alaskan Snow Club

When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it

Dude i really wish i could do the alaskan snow club

by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023