Ryan Franklin

The biggest douchebag to ever live. Usually big bearded with a small cock. Most Ryan Franklin’s have bad personality’s due to their lack of security. Most Ryan’s perform poorly under pressure and are usually know-it-alls. If you ever bump into a Ryan Franklin Walk away . He’s useless.

That Ryan Franklin is such an asshole!

by Dr. Emmanuel Richardson November 23, 2021

Ryan Logic

logic that contradicts itself

Ryan logic is logic that contradicts itself.

by anonymous March 5, 2023

Ryan the G

Ryan is the coolest person ever known in Canada
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)

if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous

Gerald: Omg you must be Ryan the G! Are the rumors true about your fat 12 incher?

Ryan the G: hell yeah man!

Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!

*signs shirt*

by tinkleberry3000 April 2, 2023

mathew ryan

, he is like the dream boy anyone could ask for like in that 1 urban dictionary mathew ryan. He is blind at picking up hints and is too friendly that sometimes you think he’s just really nice. You watch a whole anime for him and he still wont pick up the hint.

fr i would puyat too if i was dating and talking to mathew ryan

by anonymous381214 November 28, 2021

Ryan holmes

The notorious bald nonce

friend : I can't breathe
crime watch: oh my gosh is it you? Ryan holmes you filthy fucking bald nonce

by Biography of wajid wafiq November 28, 2021

Ryan McPhaul

A 6”3 sexy ass man that can pull any dude he wants. Amazing athleticism, and will dunk on you if challenged to a 1v1.

Ryan McPhaul just kissed your mans.

by Ben_Dover567 November 28, 2021

Matthew Ryan

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by jackson nuts November 30, 2021