the russian jew

one of the worlds loveliest primates known to unbernate during random times of the day, normaly sleeping until 4 in the afternoon. this species is limited and almost to full extinction.

the russian jew...

louis - janine!
stop taking my clothes!

janine - naawwh!
mert.

by louis silvest October 9, 2008

sticky russian ninja

when a man is alone in the house with a woman. he lubes up his loveshaft, sneaks up behind the woman, quickly pulls down her pants, and thrusts his hump sub in her.

I broke into Amanda's house and waited for her to make dinner. when she was at the stove i gave her a sticky russian ninja, and she cried. IT WAS HILARIOUS, HIGH FIVE!!

by dirk mcgurk January 3, 2011

russian cucumber

When a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. Then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered dick.

Jim: I'm gonna shit on your chest, titty fuck you, and then you gonna blow me

Sasha: okay

(15minutes later)

Sasha: what was that it was amazing

Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe

by Slim Jim642 April 16, 2014

baby russian

another definition for a pecker,fanny,wimp,pussy. a commonly used word within the whitfield massive.

:come on, lets go jump that guy.
:no way!!
:dont be such a baby russian.

by mike magrino October 20, 2006

russian googles

when a man puts his balls on someones eyes therefore like googles.

i put my russian googles on him when he passed out.

by danielle123 October 24, 2007

russianspytato

l + ratio

russianspytato: hi
everyone: l + ratio

by joerealbiden October 20, 2022

Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011