hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
Anyone up for a hops seltzer?
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Hop off of his Swagg

When s girl likes a boy she digs his swagger but if she decides to break up with him she might say "I hopped off of his swagg" The same goes for a crush if she decides to get over him she is hopping off of his swagg.
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Kelly: "It's about time, that relationship is going nowhere"
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Hop on JJs" is a slang phrase used to invite someone to join or play the Roblox game Jujutsu Shenanigans (JJs). It’s commonly used among players to encourage friends to jump into the game together, often in a casual or excited manner.
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a nigga thats always dissing for no reason and hating on anything u do
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House hop

Lennis house hops like a loser
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