National FOGO Day

March 27th, also known as National FOGO Day, is celebrated in honor of the lacrosse players who play the position known as face off.

Lacrosse Player 1: “It’s March 27th!”

Lacrosse Player 2: “Oh, you mean National FOGO Day!”

by ReliantK January 22, 2020

National Smexy Day

A day you celebrate your inner smexiness.
And call everyone smexy

What’s up Hayley, Your looking very smexy today! Hapoy National Smexy Day!

by That’s Lesbian March 29, 2020

National horny month

The month of April is national horny month, yes all month Taylor...

National horny month is april

by Random revenge April 18, 2020

National Flash Day

April 19 is national flash day

I told her it’s national flash day and she showed me her tits.

by aaaff ed fdaw April 19, 2020

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

National Freak Day

National Freak Day is on July 28th. it means that You can Grip anything Choke anything Kiss anything and ladies can put there Ass on anyone along with guys dick’s on anyone this day!

Tre: “I need to go to my girl house today”

Que: “why?”

Tre: “Nigga...ain’t you hear....it’s National Freak Day!”

by Theworstusername June 18, 2020

hyper-neo-nationalism

when one takes their sense of national pride to extreme levels as to become an unintentionally comical stereotype of what patriotism embodies and deliberately hating those that don't share the same intensity that they have, particularly those from other countries, other races and other religions...they are identified by their over-the-top demonstrations and admirations for national symbols, like hundreds of small American flags on their front yard, attaching gigantic American flags to the back of their pick-up trucks, etc...and their ability to turn any common, everyday conversation no matter how mundane into an instant political debate...the temper on people exhibiting this characteristic is incredibly short and are best avoided whenever possibly, particularly during summer months where heat adds on to their already enflamed attitude and news stories about Black Lives Matter or removal of confederate statues kicks it up several notches...

the family's hopes of having a peaceful family dinner were quickly crushed as father's hyper-neo-nationalism was triggered and he masterfully managed to turn a point over the color of one of the children's shirts into a full-on tirade about the corruption of the mainstream media and why black protestors should be locked up for the rest of their lives.

by bottomboy tj July 5, 2020