Michael Jacksoning

When your skin color changes

"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.

Michael Heaton Has Small PP

by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022

Michael H

“Life is too short and time is too fast”

Get that girl bro life is too short and time is too fast. YOLO
Michael H- live your life

by Living like mike August 29, 2022

Michael McPhee

The sexiest man alive.

"I want to fuck Michael McPhee."

by michaelmcfine May 7, 2022

Michael Ravallo

Just about the sweetest guy you could ask for. He’s a great friend who makes me feel special. Being the new kid at school is hard but not with someone who is as caring, courageous, and wonderful as meeks. He’s the type of man you want your daughter dating or the type of guy you want watching your cats while you go away. He is all in all a wonderful, smart, beautiful man.

friend one: “Is that Michael Ravallo?!”
friend two: “Yes, you can tell by how generous he is”

by mel00000 October 24, 2022

Michael Gonads

That one friend who is using any excuse to grab your genitals, or gonads. He is Oigers worst enemy.

Watch out for that guy, he'll getchya, a real Michael Gonads this one

by Plonky4 November 4, 2022

Michael deesenuts

The act of ejaculating on the testicles of a man called michael

Person 1:"I met a man named Michael"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that work out?"

Person 1: "we did a Michael deesenuts"

by Michael_deesenuts December 25, 2021