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March Muscle Madness

March Muscle Madness revolves around completing the entire month of march without skipping a single day in the gym. You are allowed to have 1 rest day a week, but you still have to follow your schedule.
"Are you participating in March Muscle Madness?"

"No, i am physically inferior."
by qoaks March 8, 2022
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Magazine Masturbation March

Throughout march you go old school, no digital porn for this month.
I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.
by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021
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LHS Marching Band

A large group of people at Lassiter High School that isolates itself from everyone else. Enjoys spending life playing flutes. See Cult Junkie.
Person a: Hey man what you doin this weekend?
Person b(band junkie): I'd like to do something but I have to spend 46 hours of my weekend practicing and playing at competitions so we can remain number one in the nation!
by Tyler Coleman January 2, 2004
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Bataan Death March

Being forced to endure a task that is really tedious or long and drawn out. Ardous task. A long walk.
Gearing up for the Bataan Death March to the laundromat! Or can be shortened to Death March as in We're running late, we're on the Death March to the subway!
by Nyx76 June 14, 2009
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March 7

A person born on March 7 is the ugliest persoon on earth
Was he born on march 7th? He is super ugly
by TotallyNotElmer September 3, 2020
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Mega Man March

The month of the year in which you must play Mega Man every day. If one fails, Mega Man will destroy their system
Guy1:Are you participating in Mega Man March?
Girl1:Nah, Mega Man is trash!
Guy2:S O H E L P M E G O D
by iHateFortnite666 December 4, 2018
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Masturbation Madness March

A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.
Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!

Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
by abr3948 January 1, 2019
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