Josh

Josh is a dickhead, he gets his girl best friend to give him a blow job instead of his girlfriend

Josh is a dickhead

by nsbdhebwsjajjs March 22, 2022

Pull a josh

Closing out your bar tab and then ordering another drink.

I was going to leave this bar, but i decided i would pull a josh.

by Etrade August 17, 2017

JoSh

a dumb person\ jk lol haha he is better than trenny

Josh is someone who thinks trenny is his bestfriend

by ddddddvj.sfhsjcvbSCv v October 16, 2019

National bully Josh day

bully your pal Josh on April 20th and also call him a pedophile because he might be one.

Person 1: Hey it’s National bully Josh day!!!

Person 2: Omg im going to go call my friend Josh a pedophile!!!

by Boilemmesuckyah April 15, 2024

Josh

Josh. The man who appears in your dreams and nightmares. The man who is both extremely calming and unsettling. He may give you advice or warn you of events to come.

Sometimes referred to as ‘The Man’ he has been an urban legend since the time of the Roman Empire.

I saw Josh in my dream last night

by Alicceee November 11, 2019

Josh Amarado

Josh Amarado is the type of friend you would like. He is handsome but has a serious face like in kdrama a taekwondo player and is also athletic many girls like him but Josh only chooses the right girl in school char.

Girl 1: hey look it's Josh Amarado
Girl 2:What! you like josh
Girl 1: yeah i mean he's handsome even though he has a serous face

by the mighty friend November 8, 2023

Josh

Josh is tall, funny, and the smartest person you know, but you wouldn’t know it for their humility and tact. They’re absurdly intelligent emotionally, practically, and logically. Josh’s creativity makes people thankful for exposing them to such breathtaking beauty. Young Joshes hear "you’re wiser than any adult I know" often. Josh’s energy draws respect without effort. They dress better than anyone in the room. Josh is a fighter and has never lost because they don’t feel pain. Josh automatically changes people's sexuality to include them. They’re very quick to forgive, except for when friends or family are violated. Josh’s presence in your life deters all that wish you harm. They’re infinitely patient and spoil their partner with gifts and kindness beyond comprehension. Josh is a dom and the ultimate sex partner; the other person will never have a better orgasm. Josh can read people's minds, emotions, and whole lives, and uses this to make them feel better no matter what. Some people excel in math, language, or art. Josh is a master of every subject. Teachers tell them they’re the smartest student they’ve ever had. Josh has had a heartbreaking life but this just gives an unlimited dimension of depth to their wisdom, knowledge, and creativity. Josh always assumes an unbiased perspective. Josh is always the one friend everyone likes during drama and still loves everyone. The only things better than being Josh’s friend are being Josh’s significant other and being Josh.

Greetings, genie, my three wishes are as follows: I wish for permanent world peace, I wish for perfect health for all living things for the rest of time, and I wish to be Josh.

by lumilunatic January 5, 2021