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Sloppy Jam

To preform an act of sex on a woman during her period, blow your load inside her and smear the "Jam Mixture" over your partners stomach.
I finished inside her and she Sloppy Jammed me.
by Trixtar January 7, 2022
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traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
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Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021
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Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
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toe cum jam

the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam
Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe
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Jam on the pickle

I was fucking this bitch,when I found out she was putting jam on the pickle,or jam on my pickle.
by Jake Evergreen June 5, 2016
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Jam bwoied

when a jamiacan man/boy takes the mick out of you.
You just got Jam bwoied by that jamaican man/boy or a jamaican child with a tag.
by Jambwoi1 April 10, 2008
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jam

Jam means when you want to make a lot of sounds or music and it's like you want to jam out.
I went to andy' s grill and they had a karaoke night and me and my friends decided to jam out .
by Wood707 October 30, 2016
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