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jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.
Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is
by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018
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Jacob

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Jacob Bertin

A kid that isn't really good at anything
Mark: wow im so good
Nicolay: no you are Jacob Bertin
by hello796659 January 3, 2017
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Jacob

Actually the most handsome boy you'll ever see in your entire life. The first time you meet him, you'll think "damn, pretty sure he just came back from a model photoshoot." He's that Kind of boy everybody wants to have in his bed at a ONS. Everybody loves him and wants to be friends with him because he looks like Hercules. But in the worst case, when you're a girl and start a relationship with this sexy beast, you'll know that you fucked up: after a few days he'll have a new girl. Furthermore you'll See that his cock isn't really huge.
Boy: "Hey, my Name is Finn and I'm a friend of a Jacob."
Girl: "Omg, come sleep with me"
by Abcabc123123 January 4, 2017
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Jacob

The best boy in the world.He makes you happy, smile, laugh and feel better. He will never let you go. You should respect him bc he's only a "human bean". He's funny,sweet, kind and hot. He's the perfect boyfriend and the best person. Without him you can't be happy or have fun. He should definitely get a girlfriend bc he would be the perfect boyfriend .<3
girl 1: Oh is that Jacob?
girl 2: Yes he wants a girlfriend

girl 1: I ask him out
by Jacobs secret girlfriend February 1, 2017
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jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)
random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!
by tracobnut February 7, 2017
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jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.
by Best Side Name October 16, 2019
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