Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025
Get the Hop on Hearthstonemug. Basically the best damn drink in the world if it doesn't kill you it will definitely make you stronger and really hungover take a liter of everclear case of beer big jug of kool-aide mix ice and a small bag of sugar the sweeter it is the better it gets!
Dude I can't find my car, my face is covered in sharpie and there is puke everywhere what happened last night? On man you tried to drink a whole gallon of Hop, skip, & go naked I am impressed your even still alive! What's in it cuz it tasted so good! Everclear beer and kool-aide mix man that's all you got
by Delliott2011 March 9, 2015
Get the Hop, skip, & go nakedmug. by Crypto aka the real ayz ez ez May 26, 2021
Get the Hop on TBDmug. When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole
Joe: Okay daddy
Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025
Get the Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my assholemug. by Brlic February 25, 2024
Get the Hop on Clashmug. by Rena R January 26, 2024
Get the Hopped the Fencemug. by abyssdancermain12 March 18, 2021
Get the hop in edfmug.