When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.
by Pudhud12 July 7, 2021
Get the Date Bombedmug. Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
Get the dating a fetusmug. A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
Get the cafeteria speed datemug. Dating is when you and a significant other make out or have sex and you are compatible and caring for each other.
You and him are dating.
by lahnatay March 1, 2022
Get the Datingmug. Dating, oh wait let me put that in quotes. What girls consider to be “dating” is just them talking to a boy on Snapchat. They never even go out on dates and these girls never even tell their parents that their dating someone. They always say I love you within a couple days, sometimes even just after a week. I thought saying I love you was supposed to be special, and that you only said it when you 100% meant it. In this day in age girls and even boys say I love you and then they break up a week later. What gets on my nerves the most is that these girls tell their friends “Oh I’m dating someone. He is sooooo hot!” but they only talk over snap and never even go out together on dates. It makes me laugh.
by Katy L. February 19, 2019
Get the Datingmug. 
by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
Get the Sausage Datemug.