canadian

a insult to humanity

fucking canadians...

by jimjohnbinbomb January 11, 2022

Canadian Oil Rig

When the man is upside down resting his shoulders on the floor with his bottom facing up while his partner drills his in a downward motion.

John gave him the old Canadian Oil Rig

by ManCaveUser January 14, 2022

Canadian Hymen

When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot

I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job

by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022

Canadian

A canadian is a hot person that has Soviet descent no matter their family history. They also have rly big cocks.

Shit the dude's a canadian

by Sunlune May 13, 2022

Canadian tunnel digger

The act of inserting a double sided dilo Fully into your anus then then sitting on your partner's ass. Anus to anus and forcibly pushing it into theirs.

Bobby wanted to experiment my favorite move so i pulled out the old Canadian tunnel digger he was a big fan but hasn't really walked right since.

by J0hn wick May 20, 2022

canadian

the opposite of Americans
unarmed, polite, and horrible road rage

"he's got to be a canadian"

by pizza man chase May 20, 2022

Canadian surprise

When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.

Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.

by simpmanager May 28, 2022