Call of Duty Wank

When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130

Yo fam before we get into a fat game of domination on rust I'm going to have a call of duty wank

by BigBoyWithBigHands December 2, 2019

I call fives

Putting a claim on something, like a seat or TV remote. If you don’t claim it by five minutes, it can be taken. Basically like dibs, but it can be used after you’re already in possession of the subject.

“I’m gonna go refill my cup. I call fives on this seat by the way. Nobody take it.

“Yo I call fives on a slice of that cake”

by Yung Manhattan Project June 7, 2019

Customer Service Call

Try to start and finish masturbating before the customer service rep answers the call. Owing to the "extremely high call volume." Said company is experiencing.

I was on a customer service call yesterday. Finished 2x before the lady answered the call.

by Thesexyasian June 11, 2019

Crocs that are called iris

They’re an amazing person and they should not die

Crocs that are called iris are just shoes with a name btw

by Eeriecunt August 7, 2019

Brothers a booty call

A brother who is a booty call to girls after they break up with a guy

Your brothers a booty call

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

Why’s it called dragon?

Because dragon deez nuts!

Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?

by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2020

I'll call you

if someone tells you this sentence, it literally means that they will never call you. as a matter of fact, they will either forget about it or ignore it.

me: so let's go bike riding. what do you think?
friend: I'll think about it and I'll call you later.
**two centuries later
me: we're on the other side and still you haven't called me.
friend: my bad.

by hesitatedface August 24, 2020