Skip to main content

gone off bacon

When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.
by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023
mugGet the gone off bacon mug.

bacon bakon

a vps member who's humor is shit
by bak0n August 15, 2022
mugGet the bacon bakon mug.

megs and bacon

Very intelligent, super smart and very fun girl. Usually a nickname used for the name Meghan,Meg, or Megan. Megs and bacon may seem very sweet but when you get on her bad side watch out, she we'll not be scared of you. She is kind and is always wanting to help out a friend. Megs and bacon is the best girl that you can meet, but sometimes when she is annoyed she will get emotional or even violent sometimes. Any way Megs and bacon can be sweet and really nice to her friends, but you do not want to be her enemy
Megs and bacon is so nice to me
(Other person) Ya same but last night I got on her bad side I'm scared now
by The real define July 1, 2015
mugGet the megs and bacon mug.

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"
Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!
by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013
mugGet the Put on my Bacon mug.

The Stinkin' Bacon

A man or woman sits on the lap of a Lady and passes gas on her vagina.
The girl must needed cobwebs or feminine stink nuggets cleaned our so I gave her some of my air, The Stinkin' Bacon.
by BarebackJack August 14, 2021
mugGet the The Stinkin' Bacon mug.

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”
Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”
by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025
mugGet the No grease in this bacon mug.

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
mugGet the bacon boner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email