NITM Attack

NSA-in-the-middle Attacks represent all forms of cyber upheaval caused due to illegal state-sponsored (NSA) eavesdropping of internet traffic.

no matter how hard you try to secure your Internet experience, NITM Attacks are going to get you.

by tiwaryshailesh October 12, 2016

Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.

Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!

by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.

Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.

by S.13 July 22, 2022

Attack

I haven’t even begun to attack you yet you piece of shit.

Hym “We were still in the treating phase. I haven’t even begun to attack you yet. Illuminating the fact that your life’s work is a lie and that you’re and actual charlatan was just a professional courtesy.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

Gru Gay attack

A discord commonplace post used to insult the target by calling them gay typically in the form of an image.

If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.

Guy 1: "posts Gru Gay attack @Guy2#0001"

Guy 2: "Well frick. I can't think of any way to parry that. I guess I'm gay now."

Guy 1: "Lel. Such a gerdon."

by BruhMomentAscendancy March 28, 2020

Nac Attack

When someone drinks Cognac and gets twisted

Brando: Yoo Bro, You see Malcom over there? He lit as fuck!

Jared: Yeah man we been throwing shots back, he’s got hit with the Nac Attack

by Sosa2Muxh January 28, 2024