Let’s fuck—but we can only do anal because I CAN’T give up my virginity or else I’m a slut.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
Sexual morality is sort of a big deal in my church, because every time someone goes on a date my pastor enthusiastically grills them on all the juicy details—just to be sure that what they did didn’t constitute a loss of virginity, of course.
by ExtraVirginMassageOil July 03, 2020
Something that I shall never lose.
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 16, 2022
by yeet me November 12, 2018
Bronies don't lose their Virginity because no one wants to go anywhere within ten feet of them to have the sex.
by 2182929 March 21, 2022
N. 1.) The state of being pure, particularly in a sexual context — never having experienced sex with another person before.
by KattyTheEnby September 03, 2023
by UsernameY September 23, 2023
A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.
by Wall tree February 12, 2023