Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.
by augoose January 30, 2018
Get the Dark Side Virgin mug.A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
Get the virgin in practice mug.by dimo yoda 6000 May 29, 2019
Get the pod prikritie virginity mug.Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009
Get the theoretical virgin mug.An antisocial fuck that isolated himself from society by playing fortnite or having reddit as their only source of social media. They are considered by women as “untouchables” and are at the most bottom of the society hierarchy.
by Gaygaygay69 October 10, 2018
Get the Virgin mug.
Girl 1: You okay?
Girl 2: No!
Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!
Girl 2: No!
Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!
by grandpooba October 3, 2011
Get the Virgin belly flop mug.