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National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl 

your so good at giving blow jobs that you make your man's toe curl.
shawnna uses it in her song i was gettin some"i was gettin some head gettin gettin some i'm the kinda girl to make your toes curl."

oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie 

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oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie sorry

Give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie 

Boys need to give a girl there hoodie or 29 dollars on November 1st.
Girl: Hey give me 20 dollars or your hoodie.
Boy: Why?
Girl: it’s November 1st.
Boy: So?
Girl: November 1st is when you give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie day.

National Give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 ! 

giveagirlyourhoodiedaypt2. justincaseyoumissednationalhoodiedayheresaseconddaytogivinggirlsyourhoodies! It is celebrated September 25
Friend : dude today is national give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 !

Other Friend : No way dude i have the perfect hoodie for my girl

is any young girl walk past your place now 

A question that often starts a conversation leading to the rape of children.
"Is any young girl walk past your place now?"

National Give the Cutest Girl in The World Your Hoodie Day

The day of December 3rd shall be the date in which this day is correlated upon. If you are celebrating this day your asking the most coolest, giggly, and beautiful girl if she will take your hoodie.
Hey Logan its national give the cutest girl in the world your hoodie day and I really wanna give mine to Adi but I don't know if she'll say yes.