weed

The only reason why some of the definitions on this website are actually funny.

Guy 1: ROFL THE NUMBER 9 DEFINITION FOR LLAMA
( The bestest animal EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love llamas, they are soooooo cool )
IS SOOOOOO FUNNY.
Guy 2: "Yeah, if you smoke a pound of weed first, then maybe."

by Trevor- July 11, 2006

weed

the answer to everyones problems.

i smoke weed everyday and i don't care enough to have problems. the only problem i ever had was that i couldn't find the apple tree.

by Marry Jane December 06, 2007

weed

street weed.

Yo holdin' tha reefaz?

by reefaZ December 04, 2002

weed

Weed is a good drug
gets u high as a kite
a drug dat helps u wit yo problems
it can also b called dro or local

let me hit dat weed

dawg dats sum local

a pass dat dro

by Kiki aka Baldhead May 03, 2005

weed

a great thing that could help prevent cancer stop global warming makes everything amusing plus helps out ur body by telling u when u are hungry sad happy and other things

eating weed is better smoking but funnier is more fun chocalate haze is the way to go

by new jersey kid June 01, 2007

weed

dank ass shit that u can get high off of

i smoked some weed a day ago

by patricia krause August 31, 2008

weed

The least harmful drug... no one has died from it. One of the best herbs known to man. Can be smoked from many numerous things. Is misconstrewed by society to be a bad thing when people are using it as medication. Is best when smoked from G.B.

Me:Hey pass that shit.
Person1:Dude let me take a G.B hit.
Me: Alright fine try and clear tht shit though while I take this blunt into the other room....

Person1:Hey man you want some weed?
person2:No thanks I think its bad for you.
Person1:wow.... you dont know what you're missing.
person2:well I might get addicted
person1:DUDE U CANT GET ADDICTED STFU.

by Megggerr May 24, 2007