Waiter: Here's your check.
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...
by Big Bil O January 29, 2017
Get the scottish walletmug. I was surrounded by a bunch of wallet lickers in the luxury box at the game, I felt very out of place.
by AdamTexas January 13, 2014
Get the wallet lickermug. This is a sex act where you fuck a girls ass until she shits all over your cock. Then you take the shit and smear it all over her pussy lips.
by 1234543212345 July 8, 2009
Get the Brown Walletmug. A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.
by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008
Get the bollock walletmug. by Cyndy Multari April 29, 2008
Get the Sushi Walletmug. by J-Lee November 9, 2007
Get the Sausage Walletmug. by Pirate Queen010 April 6, 2008
Get the sausage walletmug.