scottish wallet

A wallet that magically disappears when the bill is due.
Colloquial Phrase - Americana Vernacular

Waiter: Here's your check.
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...

by Big Bil O January 29, 2017

wallet licker

Someone who loves money so much they are unable to think or communicate about anything else

I was surrounded by a bunch of wallet lickers in the luxury box at the game, I felt very out of place.

by AdamTexas January 13, 2014

Brown Wallet

This is a sex act where you fuck a girls ass until she shits all over your cock. Then you take the shit and smear it all over her pussy lips.

HOLY SHIT, I totally gave my girlfriend the ol' brown wallet last night.

by 1234543212345 July 8, 2009

bollock wallet

A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.

"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "

by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008

Sushi Wallet

A female's promised land, "danger zone" and/or hot dog bun.

Man, that girl's got a real sweet sushi wallet hanging off her!

by Cyndy Multari April 29, 2008

Sausage Wallet

A slut. Women who makes money by sleeping with men.

That sausage wallet sleeps with anything with a heart beat and a penis.

by J-Lee November 9, 2007

sausage wallet

elizabethan (medevil) term for whore

Jim: How many guys have you slept with?
Sally: Alot.
Jim: God you're a sausage wallet!

by Pirate Queen010 April 6, 2008