wallet raping

when a greedy corporation rips you off because they can because you need their service. Most often this is sports teams, music concerts or television cable companies

this is the only time i use rape other than for its proper use. I never use facerape, always facemerked because i watched someone get beaten to death for saying facerape...no word of a lie, that one sets people off

Toronto Maple Leafs tickets were a wallet raping and we lost in overtime because the fucking management has no commitment to anything other than making the first round of the playoffs and then we have missed that two seasons in a row. Someone needs to string those guys up and run them out of town.

or

Jordana: Take me to the Mary J concert
Adam: how much?
Jordana: idk 300
adam: all together?
Gordon A: each
adam: HA
Gordon: so are you taking me?
Adam: No fucking way!
Jordy: Why not?
Adam: That's a wallet raping!

by adambalder September 30, 2007

Wallet Warrior

Somebody who pays for an advantage in a game or other medium e.g Clash of Clans, GTA Online, ect.

"Level 10 with a Deluxo? This kids a fucking wallet warrior for sure."

by Cammy_The_Commie October 13, 2018

chain wallet lesbian

A female who is attracted to the same sex and resemble the kind of lady you see in prison not in porn.

Lindsay Lohan is totally getting violated by a chain wallet lesbian right now. Yeah, but I'd still watch.

by Ruffalowned July 24, 2010

wallet dancing

A verb, (to wallet dance).
It means to basically spend other people's money, usually a boyfriend or girlfriend, and once they're out of money, you leave.

#1. That bitch took me wallet dancing, $800 yesterday alone!
#2. I took that bitch wallet dancing, check out the loot I got!

by Lone Lobo April 17, 2006

wallet wife

A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.

kid: "my mom just used my dad's money to get a nose job! she's such a wallet wife!"

by luluurubu December 9, 2008

Wallet Buddy

The condom kept in every man's wallet that never gets used

D: Hey it looks like Andy might get some action tonight
E: Dont count on it man he just pulled the lost in your eyes gag.
D: Looks like his wallet buddy wont get used once again

by felixthebear June 12, 2009

wallet licker

Someone who loves money so much they are unable to think or communicate about anything else

I was surrounded by a bunch of wallet lickers in the luxury box at the game, I felt very out of place.

by AdamTexas January 13, 2014