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baby tuba

the aftereffect of when two people are slightly high off of natural 7/11 energy pills that they downed with french fries on a deserted street corner at four in the morning.
damn im in the middle of such a bad baby tuba right now!
by kaboobless. May 18, 2009
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turn your bitch into a tuba

To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.

Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
You know after the competition I'm gonna turn your bitch into a tuba.
by Telemarooners December 2, 2019
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Tuba Hood

A "Tuba Hood" is a young violent teenager between the ages of 12-16 who live near the Toberona Community, "Tuba" is an abbreviation of "Toberona" these "Hoods" enjoy violence,drugs,alcohol and fighting. They are widely known for smashing windows, burning cars, flattening tires , and getting chases of the Local Gardaí Síochana. They are recommend to be avoided by locals and any vistors to the Area.
Person A: Man J-Low punched Lil Jacobs face in last night!

Person B: Yeah I told him that J-low was a Tuba Hood, he didn't believe me.
by CuhulainMan July 23, 2016
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Tuba Tits

by BesseJoozer February 11, 2019
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Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019
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small tuba

A small penis, usually still with the foreskin still intact.
“Man that dude I met last night was playing with a small tuba, know what I mean?”
by OldBearEric April 21, 2018
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rustic tuba

When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.
Oh damn! I’m gonna rustic tuba your ass!
by Cometsh December 7, 2017
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