the aftereffect of when two people are slightly high off of natural 7/11 energy pills that they downed with french fries on a deserted street corner at four in the morning.
by kaboobless. May 18, 2009

To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.
Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
by Telemarooners December 2, 2019

The tuba is a diverse weapon used by the Brass kingdom. Most notably wielded by King Tuba II, the tuba is capable of many functions, from emitting a DOOT that can destroy buildings and blast people through walls, to just straight up crushing them. The tuba is used in modern American marching bands as a lower-pitched instrument, as well as serving as the band’s heavy weapon in the event of conflict.
Person 1; “you cannot defeat me, for I have a tuba, and you do not.”
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground
by SDStudios September 26, 2023

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'
by Herbie Dongsporran January 8, 2024

The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.
by Scubathetuba April 11, 2023
