by Bboyzxoxo July 21, 2019

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

Hey baby we've been In the car for over 4 hours and I've got a travel chub
Think you could do something with it
Think you could do something with it
by AUWFT September 5, 2016

by Epherum April 26, 2016

by The1@0nlyTG November 20, 2017

by TissueIssue21 June 4, 2016

A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.
Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
by FuzzyDiceJams January 2, 2019
