meatloaf

Is used as a safe word during intercourse. Named after the singer in the sense that i’ll do anything for love but i wont do that.

“Meatloaf! Sorry buddy keep it vanilla for now.”

by rosie2.0 May 30, 2022

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Meatloaf

A cat that does not have its legs or tail showing

Noun: Look at this meatloaf on the couch.
Verb: The cat meatloafed on the couch.

by SpagooterSquad26 June 21, 2022

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meatloaf shimmy

A synonym for “pushing rope.”

“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”

by Rectangle Boy December 26, 2017

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Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022

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Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019

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