meatloaf gobbler

An individual recommended by a friend or friends, that enjoys performing fallacio on one or multiple cocks at one time, making sure to fully gobble said cock or cocks deep into their throat.

Crystal was the meatloaf gobbler champion in college, she won the intramural meatloaf gobbler contest three years in a row.

by Dream seekers January 2, 2017

Meatloaf

A black girl/woman who is on her period.

That meatloaf last night was pretty amazing.

by ChristopherTheBoss December 7, 2011

meatloaf beg

A slut named Chris

Man that chris is a real meatloaf beg.

by McKenna adams September 27, 2018

midnight meatloaf

a made-up phrase used to meme your friends into looking it up... only to be fooled.

Oh yeah, he gave me the old midnight meatloaf... you've never heard of it? ... GOTTEM!

by ittybittyshadow December 11, 2025

Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022

Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019