Mr Hatch

Leading the way to success and greatness.

A man who is destined for fortune and fame in the world horse racing game.

STATS DON'T LIE

Mr Hatch has been so successful.

by Stud70 March 7, 2018

Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023

pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.

Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.

by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024

Karney-hatch

What happens to your anus after years of anal sex.

I'm 40 and now I've got santorum dripping out of my karney-hatch.

by Karney-hatch April 13, 2020

Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.

Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.

by Limu emu September 2, 2020

Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013

"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020