Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.
“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”
“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”
“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”
“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”
“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”
by VixenCloud October 17, 2022
Oh my god, it's finch's spine!
by ManInAWeirdLookingJacket June 20, 2022
girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
by AznWaWa April 29, 2021
A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told
by The educational educator May 19, 2024
by Big jugs March 19, 2017
Someone with a,defiantly, massive penis. Also one of the most beautiful and handsome people you will ever meet
by Big man bill June 23, 2018