Bitch Desk

The Bitch desk is that one desk in a classroom that is too small e.g, for bitches only.

Damn it, I got into class late, I got the Bitch Desk

by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015

desk booty

when you have been at your desk so long that your ass hurts.so you have to quit working - and play Afroman.

... it usually occurs about 4:20 am, after you've been there way too long - so long that you can no longer be productive, unless you consider defining words on the Urban dictionary productive - so you may as well give it up, and play the Afroman Classic, "because I got high", just for a chuckle to remind you you've done enough for one day!

I got "desk booty" it is time to "blow this pop stand" ! Oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and Dance or draw.

The act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between Afroman and Shel Silverstein's classic - I got stoned and I missed it. Both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!

Then, ironically, Slim Shady, please stand up comes on - the ultimate hint! lmao - and I'm out

by Coop Keeper November 16, 2013

Desk Hermit

Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.

Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!

by HappyDays2126 November 25, 2010

desk whore

A woman or man that sits under his or her boss's desk giving him head to keep a job.

damn stephine is such a desk whore she only has this job because she gives boss head.

by Smity61 January 22, 2017

Desk Spoon

Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.

That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.

by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023

throw desk

To get very angry or upset. Usually upset enough to throw or hit your desk.

David: "Did he just rage quit?"
Jon: "Nah he just left to go throw desk."

Emma: *leaves call*
Andrew: "She just threw desk."

by diizy July 4, 2020

Desk Void

The name given to a school desk when one stares intensely into it while lost in thought.

"Look at Jeffrey, he's staring into the desk void."

by IDCC May 19, 2017