Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

by raslie March 5, 2021

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009

Crapper

A word used usually used by prep kids to elminate the word "Shit" from their dictionary.

Jessica just broke a nail. "Oh CRAPPER!"

by captaincooties October 6, 2007